You cannot HARD BOIL AN EGG, as your beloved SISTER already made you one earlier this morning. She makes you an egg salad sandwich every day she wakes up early enough to be on time to work, as it is the ONLY THING SHE CAN SUCCESSFULLY COOK.
You take a careful look at your CHERISHED PHOTO. It is the most perfect family portrait imaginable, captured by one of the Disney princesses while none of you were paying attention.
She approached your father later with the camera, a large sum of money, and some BODY LANGUAGE which did not seem entirely appropiate in front of small children.
Your father politely refused the cash, but took the images in the camera as TREASURED MEMORABILIA.